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This site contains adult-related material, boobs and stuff ya know...because adulting needs to have some fun in it to make it tolerable.
If you are under 18 years of age or if it is illegal to view adult material in your jurisdiction, please leave now- if you eat your veggies and stay healthy you might be able to revisit this site when you're old enough to do so, however please refrain from booking if you're under 25 ;)
By entering this website, you agree that you are choosing to receive the information on this website. You understand and accept responsibility for your own actions, thus releasing the website owner, the website builder software, its staff, affiliates and advertisers from all legal liability. These web pages are not intended to be viewed by minors. NO sexual activities are implied or condoned by the creator(s) of this web site. This site does not promote prostitution nor is this advertisement or any content therein an offer for prostitution. Money exchanged is for companionship and advice only and anything beyond that is a choice made between two consenting adults and not contracted for by the site or its creator(s).
Under no circumstances does the website owner, the website builder software, its staff or affiliates consent to or has knowledge of any illegal activity committed by anyone associated with this website. By accepting these terms you agree that you are not affiliated with law enforcement in any way and that none of the content presented herein may be used or miscontrued to attempt to form some bs case against the aforementioned website affiliates.
Also by entering this site you agree you will not publish, distribute or use any of the photos (unless you're using the pics to jerk off..that's a-ok) or content on the site as all are protected by copyright laws and would subject any misuse to an immediate DCMA order. AKA don't be copying my shit- I had to use my brain, you should do the same :)
Get it? Got it? Excellente!
